Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
jeff dunham and peanut? damn near jeff killed him and peanut
This is my favorite new thing.
Fuck the boat "Ever Given". I will never forgive the boat for what it did to the suez canal. The should shoot the damn boat. Get it out of there
Tired. Someone tell me a joke.
WIFE: we’re like two peas in a pod ME: “a pod” only has one p sharon. grow up
Red sky at night, sailor's delight Red sky at morning, sailors take warning Moon hits your eye, amore is nigh Moon hits your ear, thunderstorm near It's raining men, hallelujah amen It's raining kids, seal all your lids Rain on your wedding, irony spreading Rain on divorce, on the right course
The number of people in pop music who wear Hawaiian shirts and write songs about food just got noticeably smaller.
I don't really care if he became a transphobe because his daughter won't talk to him or if his daughter won't talk to him for because he was already a transphobe because either way he's a transphobe for stupid reasons as there are no smart ones.
