The Automated part says [Bluesky now has over 10 million user and I was #129,275!] As much as I have a distaste for this place and well, social media in general. I feel strangely proud

We need Travis Kelce to straight up beat the shit out of Elon Musk, for great justice

Thank be to Allah no Mars mission God hates Astronauts

guy who only knows hedgehogs from the sonic the hedgehog series of video games and also doesn't understand philosophical concepts: "why don't the hedgehogs just spin dash the dilemma"

Now that Elon was a dumbfuck and got Twitter banned in the seven most populus country in the world, do you think there'll be a mass exodus here At least it'll make the place more fun. A million brazillians...

United States General George S. Patton to Black men (Paraphrasing)