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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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We need Travis Kelce to straight up beat the shit out of Elon Musk, for great justice

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SCalf.schlongalaxy.space

Okay yeah, I would like to see this cage fight

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Jnewsynonsense.bsky.social

This would bring me so much joy.

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Aachillesheelart.bsky.social

That was my first thought when I saw that creepy, dough-faced fuck’s post.

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JMjeffmacishere.bsky.social

Elon’s mom says he’s not allowed.

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Nnxptvne.bsky.social

Travis Kelce kind of gets on my nerves but no where near as much as Elon does. Travis is just mildly annoying while Elon is an actual bigot so I’d love to see him beat Elon into a pulp tbh. I think I’d find him less annoying, actually.

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Rrexs1gma.bsky.social

Honestly I think Tay can take the cyberpussy out herself

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FFflakyfoont.bsky.social

all your Cybertruck are belong to us

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ASadamsith.bsky.social

I think its legal for him to that in TX, right?

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Mblahpers.bsky.social

No jury in the world

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that shriveldicked nazi backed out of a fight with Zuckerberg, there's no way Kelce gets within 100 feet before Musk disappears behind a wall of bodyguard and starts crying all the way to his escape room

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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately in Los Angeles he/him
3.9k followers2.2k following18.5k posts