I just had to name every single vegetable I was buying for the young checker at the grocery store. Green beans (“are they a special kind?” No. ) russet potato, green onions. Maybe scallions. On your screen? Nope green onions.

He more confidently picked up a cucumber and said “zucchini?” I felt bad telling him no it’s a cucumber. The man behind me was absolutely shaking in his boots with suppressed laughter. OMG. Has he only ever eaten at McDonald’s?

I like your patience and thinking you'll be the star of his telling the first day on the register story.