When people get a little too comfortable around your religion, that's a good opportunity to start talking to your neighbor's dead teenager or something similarly alarming
Uncomfortable with prayer to saints on Protestant grounds, but it does freak out the normies, which is good
Is it bleeding stigmata or did you get bit by a priest
The Bible Commentaries for sale are all in German, which people would know how to read if they weren't so busy drinking coffee
Don't Bluesky DM my wife
If you haven't been on Bluesky in a while, the proper protocol is to come back and say "almost forgot about this app lol" and then disappear for good this time
“and you’re surprised by this…?” if you stick a fork in an electrical outlet you’re not surprised but you’re still shocked
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Until a couple decades ago all your most popular cultural production came from people 25 and under but today every pop star is 36 years old
