Uncomfortable with prayer to saints on Protestant grounds, but it does freak out the normies, which is good

Is it bleeding stigmata or did you get bit by a priest

Don't Bluesky DM my wife

If you haven't been on Bluesky in a while, the proper protocol is to come back and say "almost forgot about this app lol" and then disappear for good this time

“and you’re surprised by this…?” if you stick a fork in an electrical outlet you’re not surprised but you’re still shocked

It's TikTok

GVdavidrvetter.bsky.socialMar 16, 2024 5:57pm

I just learned that there are actual people in the world who believe Tiktok is the reason U.S. Millennial and Gen Z voters are disillusioned, and I'm having a moment.

Until a couple decades ago all your most popular cultural production came from people 25 and under but today every pop star is 36 years old

Battlestar Galactica is seriously not on any streaming service?

[Youth pastor voice] you know who else was on track for an Easter return

Crying in frustration trying to say "Irish Wish" through a mouthful of bubble gum