Hi, I’m an eighteen year old undecided voter who makes $70,000/ year training chipmunks to box. My main issues are the economy, abortion, and whether the Democrats were unfair to Richard Nixon in 1974.

I’m decidedly undecided about Chipmunks entering the Octagon, but Nixon should have been shot to rags by a squad of squirrels. I said what I said. Sort of.

Please stop training chipmunks to box. Animals are not here for entertainment.

Hey did we meet at the '23 Rodent Rodeo & Krav Maga convention in Biloxi

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Obviously your next stop is House Hunters, but only after you marry a guy who makes $150k making custom table tennis paddles and who needs an 8-car garage.

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Also, Obama had NO business wearing that tan suit, and is yet to show ME his birth certificate.

"no... <checks notes> ... cap. Yes, no cap. For real, for real"

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Wow! I’m 22 and have 3 different TikTok accounts and you just flipped my vote! I never even considered Nixon’s treatment but the suggestion that it was unfair made me change all my beliefs.