imagine getting this kind of opportunity as a writer holy shit

frog bookmark

these two are married imo

i have weirdos in my house

みかん

i warned my family that i'm gonna be OBNOXIOUS from here on and i should probably warn my social medias too

D-80 til i meet my partner. passport received, luggage received, just ordered passport holder, electronics/cables/adapter holder, and TSA-approved toiletries cube last night. tax return accepted, just waiting for that direct deposit to book my flight and hotel 🥴

my luggage should also be arriving within a few days, i got it for Xmas 😇 just taking one big duffel bag that i'll KonMari all my items into, my summer wardrobe is very light and obviously the individual items are.. very small i fly out in 116 days!

my friend who applied for her passport 5 days before me (so 13 days ago) received it already, i'm 😱 but maybe bc she had a passport when she was a very young child and they counted that as a renewal and not a first time application?? i need it in my hand so bad raaahhhh

I'm loving this Advent calendar where every day you open a tiny door and Elon Musk and everyone who ever believed in him has to take a fat new L

The hyperloop is dead for real this time

Turns out the real hyperloop was the friends we made along the way.