these two are married imo

Same company.

Long-term polycule because peanut butter is also married to chocolate and jelly is also married to regular butter.

Agreed

They're, as we could put it, in concordance.

I don't understand people not putting peanut butter and jam on both slices.

So I only just discovered

They hate each other but just stay together for the kids?

I don’t know, I saw Jif’s car in Strawberry Preserve’s driveway this morning…

like, they have their own separate lives completely but, when you put them together? wowza

Smuckers over here singing Pi-ckle Pi-ckle please don't take my Skippy just because you can.