I'm gonna be spending the rest of the day trying to bend this situation into a metaphor for one of my former marriages 🤣

Day four. Both kids were negative again this morning! I lasted the weekend without new infections and they can go to school. As tempting as it was to spit on my ex wife's doorknob while waiting for our older's bus, I merely gave my usual middle finger to her Nest camera while tReSpAsSiNg 🤣

Both kids tested negative today so theres that. My unhinged coparent ex wife accused me of trying to infect her when I picked up the kids (I had tested negative but masked anyway) so there's also that 🤣🙄

Day three of symptoms: shifted gears from a sore throat and dry cough to congestion and a wet cough. I see why that studied showed peak contagion in day four One more day and then I can catnap in between packing instead of catnapping in between parenting

Like I've been run over by a truck. Sore throat faded to a sting with a dry cough and my sinuses are half closed. But I can also breathe fine and picked up a bit today with naproxen and a lot of lying down

Well, after four years of dodging it, I caught COVID a scant week before I'm supposed to move across town 😭🙃😵‍💫 I've been vaccinated and boosted annually since the beginning and so far it's about like the flu. Hoping it doesn't worsen; this was day two of symptoms after waking up with them yesterday

Child support will run him back to the job market real fast 🤣

Folks I am beginning to suspect that New York City is just not that good at voting 🤣

New update in the Decline and Fall of the Galactic Republic: Life Under the High Republic. Now also with the planned ship tags! Spoiler: the Jedi *fuck*, and everyone is queer #starwars#fanfictionarchiveofourown.org/works/586519...

I been saying 🙃🤣