I'm gonna be spending the rest of the day trying to bend this situation into a metaphor for one of my former marriages 🤣
Day four. Both kids were negative again this morning! I lasted the weekend without new infections and they can go to school. As tempting as it was to spit on my ex wife's doorknob while waiting for our older's bus, I merely gave my usual middle finger to her Nest camera while tReSpAsSiNg 🤣
Both kids tested negative today so theres that. My unhinged coparent ex wife accused me of trying to infect her when I picked up the kids (I had tested negative but masked anyway) so there's also that 🤣🙄
Day three of symptoms: shifted gears from a sore throat and dry cough to congestion and a wet cough. I see why that studied showed peak contagion in day four One more day and then I can catnap in between packing instead of catnapping in between parenting
Like I've been run over by a truck. Sore throat faded to a sting with a dry cough and my sinuses are half closed. But I can also breathe fine and picked up a bit today with naproxen and a lot of lying down
Child support will run him back to the job market real fast 🤣
I been saying 🙃🤣
Erotic courtly farce about the poor bastards who have to crank the elevator throne up and down when (Don't mind me I'm just spitballing my next terrible project)
I barely pay attention to the news and I literally work in politics, you're not missing anything
Did he use the elevator throne tho