We are in heated agreement, and I’d add a subsection to the law that sandwiched without Mayo are dry and gross and it should be against the law.

SandwicheS! And also a clause that if you ever try to substitute with miracle whip - straight to prison. I have very strong Mayo-related feelings apparently 😆

The problem is the spectrum of mayo application standards. I want to taste the other sandwich ingredients, not have my mouth coated in emulsified egg oil while globs of mayo plop out of the sandwich.