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Kelson Thomas
@kelson.bsky.social
guy on a boat
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Benjamin Bhutan

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more of a cuomo family disrespecter frankly

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on that topic whats the sancrab approved ®️ android weather app? So far all the free ones suck

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AccuWeather "future radar" is actually powered by asking that fish that controls the weather in lilo & stitch

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I'm actually very curious about the conspiracy theories

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Weebles wobble but they don't fall over, but babies...babies wobble and do fall over.

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getting into a pileup on the tappan zee and yeeting my unsecured infant daughter into the Hudson like a cannonball in the revolutionary war

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"I just laid down the seats in the back of the van and had them sleep on a camping mattress on the floor" yeah I Won't be doing that thanks

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I love it when I tell a boomer that I'm not interested in making a 22 hour road trip with four young children and they respond by telling me about the time they made a similar trip with half as many children and a horrifyingly lax seat belt policy

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Kelson Thomas
@kelson.bsky.social
guy on a boat
254 followers188 following3.2k posts