I love it when I tell a boomer that I'm not interested in making a 22 hour road trip with four young children and they respond by telling me about the time they made a similar trip with half as many children and a horrifyingly lax seat belt policy

Just because you *can* do that trip doesn’t mean you should

"I just laid down the seats in the back of the van and had them sleep on a camping mattress on the floor" yeah I Won't be doing that thanks