To be fair I don’t think I could handle working in the Trump White House unless I was completely fucked up on benzos

I feel that pervitin would be more "on-brand" for the Trump White House.

LSD, it might almost make sense.

Explains the ketamine for sure

Mike Pence is online!

Blame the good doctor Jackson for all those prescriptions.

You don't typically get paid very well, management is hostile, and your job is largely soothing the emotions of a 70+ year old toddler Yeah, bring on the hard stuff to get through a daily experience like that

Get up at 6am, say the mantra, "It's five o'clock, somewhere." Annnd, GO!

That tracks.

If I was the Sec Def I'd probably just opt for a constant IV drip of anti anxieties to stave off the dread that king bumblefuck might stumble us into an international nuclear crisis

Definition of a reasonable accommodation