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The Rules Were Popehat Wasn’t Going To Fact Check
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Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report.
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Wife: It’s a very nice gift basket Me: Yes. Tell the kids that if they eat that smoked Gouda before I get home I will [clunk] Wife: ? Me: Sorry I was making air quotes around choke a bitch and I dropped the phone
You're my hero. Dad goals.
Gouda is a mid cheese, have you tried aged Beemster? Similar flavors but all the best parts are cranked up to 11
Trying to be tough, just came out clumsy.
I like how the air quotes indicate that you expect your wife to relay the message verbatim, so I am now imagining her saying those exact words to your kids and them rolling their eyes at you in your absence.
Phones are a very visual medium like podcasts.
Ok that legit made me spit out my water laughing
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The Rules Were Popehat Wasn’t Going To Fact Check
@kenwhite.bsky.social
Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report.
131.1k followers497 following12.3k posts