It’s time for the GOP’s periodic game of “teachers are communist groomers indoctrinating our children to be godless anti-American transsexuals and we should arm them.”

And yet there are more dead students from school shootings than any of the above, I'd wager, but that's a, quote, fact of life. And yeah, working in Public Education, these things hit hard.

No dissonance here, boss

Can confirm, it's right in the union contract , comrade

The GOPers always take the summer off for some reason.

*while not paying them for all the hours they work.

Tentative heuristic: Liberals use words to make sense. Conservatives use words to make money.

Is it that time already? It’s earlier every year

Usually you don't want to hand somebody a gun just as you're trying to cut their salary. But I'm sure they've thought it through.

And then we should send them to the border to fend off the latest migrant caravan.

"Childcare costs are spiraling out of control. We see rising childhood mortality as a fact of life AND a solution."