I hate to be so vain but getting like 2 likes per post here doesn't quite release the same endorphins

need better posts then

not giving you a pity fav for this

Yes

This was cheap like-baiting and I happily support the cause.

Was always my ceiling, settling right in

That was the nice thing about Twitter. You could always count on a steady stream of accounts like cryptodealmaker9000 and camgirlxxx69 to boost your numbers within seconds of posting.

that’s my secret cap my entire career has only been bad posts

yeah but getting 50 likes on here absolutely slaps

This has to be satisfying, though

You must unlearn what you have learned