Considering starting Shōgun this evening with the kids. Would you do that if you were us? Ta.

It took me a long time to start listening to Jimi Hendrix because I could only find recordings by The Jimi Hendrix Experience and who wants to listen to a cover band

Not possible. Used three buses in one day last week and aged 5 years.

Having a lovely time in London. Might wear the yellow outfit on Christmas Day.

Listening to a podcast about Chairman Mao and the Cultural Revolution whilst hanging my grundies on the airer.

Am away to London tomorrow for beer and oysters.

Shout singing ‘You’re Still The One’ by Shania Twain whilst vigorously mashing the potatoes for the kids’ dinner 👍🏻 #romanticbutsingle

Seems legit

You guys can stop ignoring me now

Me (making one decent move in a card game I’ve been violently losing for the past hour): I am the moment