I will vote for any politician who runs on executing anyone who pronounces it “fentanol”
Every time a Democratic politician cites a Cheney endorsement I crave death
“You fucking idiot, you just gave me a sword” is on par with “ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun” in terms of action one-liners @darkuniversepod.bsky.social
Blowing up six residential towers with everyone still inside because I have the right to defend myself.
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other s-::YOUTUBE AD:: -ide.”
Heartfelt thanks to democracy hero Mitt Romney, the all-time top NRA donations recipient, for making today’s school shooting possible 🙏 and thank you to everyone in media for calling him a sensible Republican 🙏🙏
Her hair…was perfect
🎶 bing a bong a bong a bong Burbank 🎶
Ball-and-cup