I will vote for any politician who runs on executing anyone who pronounces it “fentanol”

Every time a Democratic politician cites a Cheney endorsement I crave death

“You fucking idiot, you just gave me a sword” is on par with “ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun” in terms of action one-liners @darkuniversepod.bsky.social

Blowing up six residential towers with everyone still inside because I have the right to defend myself.

If you only respond to intense bullying, well...

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other s-::YOUTUBE AD:: -ide.”

Heartfelt thanks to democracy hero Mitt Romney, the all-time top NRA donations recipient, for making today’s school shooting possible 🙏 and thank you to everyone in media for calling him a sensible Republican 🙏🙏

I love it when I’m listening to a podcast and they leave their mics on during the theme song and I can hear them singing along @darkuniversepod.bsky.social

Am I a Step Cat Dad? Or am I the Cat Dad who Stepped Up

My second show ever was Maypole and Ben Harper opening up for the Wallflowers. I went with my mom because I was like 13. The night kicked off with Maypole’s singer walking up to the mic and confidently announcing “I think my cock is ready to fuck now!” Very strong opening.