classic example of how the hallucinated free speech rights creep goes from ”I have a right to be on your platform” to “I have a right to be in everyone’s feed” to “I have a right to be on everyone’s tv”

filling in the claim form for my first amendment right guaranteed 300k talking hed spot

I don’t watch TV. Am I going to be forced to watch TV?

I thought Hewitt was dead.

Ahh yes, defaming her by accurately reporting her ongoing actions regarding the last election... The threat that's so easily made and so rarely acted on

[sheds single tear]: she didn’t even get a free cheese plate!

Me: Oh yeah? Who’s your lawyer? Them: Hew Hewitt Hahahahahhahahaha … [90 minutes later] Hahhahahahahaha. So libel-slander. How’s that lawsuit going?

I’m going to sue you for not making me famous! I’m supposed to be famous!

Meanwhile the same people say nothing of anti-DEI / LGBTQ book bans or K-12 curriculum bills that limit what can be taught & threaten criminal sanctions. 🤷‍♂️

Surprised he didn't include RICO

Imagine thinking anyone normal will give a shit that wealthy heiress of the romney fortune didnt get a talking head job.