It was a good day to be Very Online. It was so much fun watching everyone else learn about it timezone by timezone.

"The correspondents' dinner made them believe they were celebrities..." I'll mutter from my chair in the nursing home in 2062.

I haven't watched a debate since the one where Trump interrupted HRC over and over, lied, broke the rules, and nobody did a fucking thing. And I'm still thrilled with that decision.

Rabbit rabbit!

Sorry if I went nuclear. I'm from NJ and if someone hurts someone I like, I go for the barbed-wire bat. But I'm watching them. (points at her eyes, points at your coworkers.)

Congratulations on your 5 year anniversary and I'm sorry your coworkers are birdshit. This is my 2nd-most Boomer take, but the post-pandemic "I don't owe my coworkers a hello or even a smile" attitude have taken a toll on an already strained society. <3

I need to get this vaccine but I'm so over side effects. Maybe next Sunday.

OK...the NWS Bot collection is now fully populated and ready to go. I'm sure bugs will come up along the way, but I think it is 95%+ stable. There's an index page at nws-bot.us including a map (borrowed from NWS) to find the right bot for the area you want to follow.

SUPER PAUL MULLIN! I love Welcome to Wrexham. The storytelling is fantastic and it's moved my opinion Ryan Reynolds from "can't stand him" to "meh, tolerable on certain days I guess."

For my Philly/South Jersey people who left the other site behind: Here is a brand new bot sharing alert from the National Weather Service in Mount Holly. Share it far and wide! (thanks to @wandrme.paxex.aerobsky.app/profile/phl....