It was a good day to be Very Online. It was so much fun watching everyone else learn about it timezone by timezone.

"The correspondents' dinner made them believe they were celebrities..." I'll mutter from my chair in the nursing home in 2062.

Sorry if I went nuclear. I'm from NJ and if someone hurts someone I like, I go for the barbed-wire bat. But I'm watching them. (points at her eyes, points at your coworkers.)

Congratulations on your 5 year anniversary and I'm sorry your coworkers are birdshit. This is my 2nd-most Boomer take, but the post-pandemic "I don't owe my coworkers a hello or even a smile" attitude have taken a toll on an already strained society. <3

I need to get this vaccine but I'm so over side effects. Maybe next Sunday.

SUPER PAUL MULLIN! I love Welcome to Wrexham. The storytelling is fantastic and it's moved my opinion Ryan Reynolds from "can't stand him" to "meh, tolerable on certain days I guess."

JIM!!!!!! 😂😂😂

I just saw this on Reddit and oh my wow. It's terrible!

Better now. Caught up with news and I learned that there is a new Mozart song!

A reminder to stock up on festive green dog poop bags, too!