Anyone else got something funny to say before I cry myself to sleep?

Hey are you a library book because I'm checking you out 👀 Hope you slept ok and are feeling better today ✨

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Did you hear about the two fleas saving up to buy a dog?

What ya crying so early homegirl? Is it pain? I understand cuz same. I'm sorry.

A cow with no legs is called ground beef

Yeah I do. You're bad at crying, and you're bad at crying yourself to sleep! (Is this helping?)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they be called bagels. You may go back to crying now.

But what are you crying about, you are a wonderful person Kim 😘

I'm not funny, but here is my elderly cat being fabulous

Not if I cry myself to sleep first!