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A series of unfortunate events - an autobiography.

You aren’t living in the correct city that starts with a C

Saturdays are for writing bangers and getting 3 likes, but one is taken back because they hit the button by mistake

I only trust female meteorologists because I feel like the men probably add a couple inches to the rainfall predictions.

Is this not the norm?

Sorry I seem like a diva. I’ve let my inner child take over all aspects of life.

Life after 40 is constantly muttering ‘too old for this shit.’

would you rather be hot or cold though

The weird time in Ohio where it’s way too cold in the morning for short sleeves and way too hot in the afternoon for long sleeves. and thus layering was invented