A bladder infection, colonoscopy prep and a climate change hurricane barreling down on our family home?! Bring on the dancing horses!
*shakes head angrily as the mechanic vacuums flour out of my gas tank* ALL PURPOSE, MY ASS
This facilities management course I have to do for annual certification requirements is melting my brain. The narration is so bizarre and silly.
I almost engaged in a political argument here then I remembered I could leap into a wood chipper and make lovely mulch for someone’s daylilies
Getting her face tattooed on my face for the second date I hope she likes it.
Thanks for the invitation to your party this Saturday. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar?
MAGA: we won't take a call from Biden about a hurricane. Also MAGA: Where's the help!?!
As a kid Chris Martin enjoyed snowball fights, building snowmen, ice skating and other cold play.