Thanks for the invitation to your party this Saturday. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar?

Theys made from sugar beets. Oh I love me sum sugar beets but eat too much a get the damned sugar die-ahh-BEET-us, har har nope boy. No sir. Yup.

Yes to the cobra. No to the beet sugar.

If they aren’t deterred by that then ask them if don’t mind your editing their Spotify playlist to include your favorite Limp Bizkit songs.

It looks like someone's about to get the VIP treatment

Cobra got inter the sack. He turnt