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Senior Citizen Kane
@seniorcitizenkane.bsky.social
Trophy husband. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. Wizard. Invisible. Has scales and a bifurcated tail. Third most muted account on BlueSky. Call me James.
Geezer wheezings:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uzpcjco7p4xal2eyrtv5ssku/feed/aaaey3irqc6b6
398 followers472 following801 posts
Barney got her wrapped right around his little finger
Waahhneetaa Waahhneeta...๐ถ๐ต
Iโve masturbated in the shower so often that now every time a cloud floats by overhead I get a hard on.
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Iโm watching football with my Dad doing what a good daughter does rooting for the opposite team.
Oh, Diddy. Or Didnโty.
I mean, nice mouth feel, rolls off the tongue gracefully, dripping with class and charm.
If words were only sounds and meant nothing, Genitalia is a beautiful name for a woman.
Quite a few already available for viewing. Who you thinking?
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nobody here wants an elon musk parody account read the goddamned room
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Senior Citizen Kane
@seniorcitizenkane.bsky.social
Trophy husband. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. Wizard. Invisible. Has scales and a bifurcated tail. Third most muted account on BlueSky. Call me James.
Geezer wheezings:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uzpcjco7p4xal2eyrtv5ssku/feed/aaaey3irqc6b6
398 followers472 following801 posts