I’ve masturbated in the shower so often that now every time a cloud floats by overhead I get a hard on.

I’m watching football with my Dad doing what a good daughter does rooting for the opposite team.

If words were only sounds and meant nothing, Genitalia is a beautiful name for a woman.

nobody here wants an elon musk parody account read the goddamned room

i write these posts and i worry some of you don’t get that they’re either about my feelings for a non existent god or food

I wish to be as untouchable as the thermostat in your father's house.

@beckybunzy.bsky.social@easybakedoven.bsky.social This true?

🎶 You better stop, look around Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes Here comes your nineteenth nervous orgasm 🎶

Me

I picked this up off the ground last week, and it just makes me think, man, I cannot wait to get back to work tomorrow. The glass half full part of me is just so damn proud of them for having no spelling mistakes.