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Breakfast Octopus
@kirilldozer.bsky.social
Mickey Mouse phrenologist
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I remember reading in some Soviet book about people going to town on vodka pre-surgery because "it doesn't leave anything in your stomach"
Sit down, buddy
Candles that smell like the folds between ET's skin? What a country!
Wow, this is literally me
Love to make a capital investment of like a thousand dollars on all that gear to get the absolute thrill of finding dozens of bottle caps and tent pegs
A sweatshirt in the Harvard style, but it just says HAROLD
What about a beach that makes you mald?
Stripey was the name of the cartoon cat I used to draw as a kid that was literally just Garfield
Modern day Phineas Gage except the spike was sent through my skull during a gender reveal
BO
Breakfast Octopus
@kirilldozer.bsky.social
Mickey Mouse phrenologist
20 followers195 following370 posts