Candles that smell like the folds between ET's skin? What a country!
Wow, this is literally me
Love to make a capital investment of like a thousand dollars on all that gear to get the absolute thrill of finding dozens of bottle caps and tent pegs
A sweatshirt in the Harvard style, but it just says HAROLD
Interesting to watch 70s movies from before pacing was invented. In Dirty Harry theres just a 10 minute scene of him running through a park and a way too long shot of his weird mugging face as he's looking at a naked woman through binoculars
What about a beach that makes you mald?
Just came up with the phrase "a calorie in the metabolic system of evil" but have nowhere to use it so I guess I'll just have to write a song.
Stripey was the name of the cartoon cat I used to draw as a kid that was literally just Garfield