My kitty!

I miss the 80's

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

I'm pale, I lay in the dark all day and I light is my enemy. Vampire? No. Migraine sufferer.

I don’t care if we have never spoken before, why am I not in your inner circle!!!!! 😤

Girl math is deleting the well thought out response and replying with an emoji instead

“no girls allowed” are girls even trying to get into your fort bro

Going through life one sarcastic comment at a time.

And now I have the theme song of karate kid 2 in my head! 🤣