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More evidence that JD Vance's advance team either is incompetent or hates him: Vance showed up today at a Primanti Bros. in North Versailles, PA, with zero advance notice, the on-duty manager got flustered, so Vance ended up shaking hands in the parking lot (via Gary Grumbach, NBC)

“Roughly 90 percent of women who marry adopt their husband’s last name. Roughly 90 percent of married female voters have different name on their ID than on their birth certificate. 34 percent of women could be turned away from polls unless they have precisely the right documents.” FUCK THESE FUCKS.

How the Republican War on Women Extends to Voting Rights

Most women vote Democratic. And most still change their name when they marry. And that’s where the GOP sees an Achilles’ heel.

I’m afraid that if I go to sleep, I’ll miss more weird stuff I don’t want to know about horrible people I wish I’d never heard of.

Today my niece, who was born here in the US, asked if we could be deported even though her Haitian American parents were also born here. That’s how things are going with this open season on immigration. If this kid is worried we can imagine how others from all immigrant populations are feeling.

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