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Kristen Mulrooney
@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social
Editor of The Belladonna. Writing in The New Yorker & McSweeney’s. Holding a grudge against ESPN.
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A turkey crossed the road and we all said “ooh turkey!” and then my 5yo added confidently “Turkeys are funny because they gobble your ass.” My only question is WHAT

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Kristen Mulrooney
@kristenmulrooney.bsky.social
Editor of The Belladonna. Writing in The New Yorker & McSweeney’s. Holding a grudge against ESPN.
312 followers145 following21 posts