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@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver 30s, he/him
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I just remember Trump asking, "What do you have to lose?" and less than 4 years later, there were trucks filled with dead bodies in every major city in America. Total coincidence. Can't be blamed at all on the guy who told us to listen to Xi and ignore the worst pandemic of the century for months.I just remember Trump asking, "What do you have to lose?" and less than 4 years later, there were trucks filled with dead bodies in every major city in America. Total coincidence. Can't be blamed at all on the guy who told us to listen to Xi and ignore the worst pandemic of the century for months.

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DFcoachfinstock.bsky.social

Holy shit. If this is true and she's a Miller High Life drinker, she should win all 50 states. There is no better summer day than a bucket of High Life ponies on ice. To me, it is one of life's great luxuries. I was already a Harris fan, but I guess now I'm in the hive or whatever.

Harris, on Colbert, drank a Miller High Life (the current & last president don't drink).

She referred to her rallies: "Quite a few people show up by the way" and then described Trump as a "loser". She added, "This is what happens when I drink beer."

Per pool @SmithInAmerica
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EAamagire.bsky.social

google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin

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Bblainecapatch.bsky.social

In Xanadu did Chaka Khan A stately pleasure dome decree: Tell me something good Tell me that you love me, yeah Tell me something good Tell me that you like it, yeah

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SCconsume.red

leaving bluesky for the newer, better microblogging site

graffiti on a honey bucket portable toilet

red: kamala is a cop
black: TRUMP IS HITLER
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CEchriseckert.bsky.social

These variant covers are getting out of control

The cover of New York Magazine listing the resigned/raided/indicted NYC City Hall officials superimposed with Wolverine and Kate Pryde from the cover of Uncanny X-Men #141
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Jjamellebouie.net

the narrative is so set in stone that the fact that trump dipped on the 60 Minutes interview doesn’t even penetrate the analysis

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MKmaxkennerly.bsky.social

nice to see NYTimes drop the sanewashing and instead compile examples of just how bizarre his speech is now, and how little he campaigns (less than a quarter as many rallies as 2016) gift link so you can send this to the fascist weirdos in your life www.nytimes.com/2024/10/06/u...

Trump’s Speeches, Increasingly Angry and Rambling, Reignite the Question of Age
Trump’s Speeches, Increasingly Angry and Rambling, Reignite the Question of Age

With the passage of time, the 78-year-old former president’s speeches have grown darker, harsher, longer, angrier, less focused, more profane and increasingly fixated on the past, according to a revie...

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Ron DeSantis's health department is threatening Florida TV stations with criminal prosecution if they don't take down ads supporting a state abortion-rights amendment. Meanwhile, DeSantis is spending taxpayer funds on ads opposing the amendment. (via Jason Garcia) ALT TEXT: pastebin.com/Xn6j0sjq

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HKhelenkennedy.bsky.social

Immigrant trying to corrupt Americans, urging them to break the law. Deport her!

Tweet from Elon Musk's mother:

"The Democrats have given us another option. You don't have to register to vote.
On Election Day, have 10 fake names, go to 10 polling booths and vote 10 times. That's 100 votes, and it's not illegal. Maybe we should work the system too."
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Cremaster & Commander: The Far Side of the Porg
@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver 30s, he/him
248 followers327 following348 posts