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@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver 30s, he/him
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ELeleanor.lockhart.contact

if you can't vote for the lesser evil if you can't vote for your own survival if you can't vote for the second Black and first female President if you can't vote for the candidate who will objectively harm people in Gaza the least vote for Elon Musk to suffer

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PLphillewis.bsky.social

Another example of Elon Musk causing more harm than helping:

Elon Musk shared a text from someone claiming FEMA is 'shutting down airspace and blocking them' from using private helicopters into areas in North Carolina impacted by Hurricane Helene
Pete Muntean of CNN shares a photo of crowded airspace above North Carolina, and says "an unprecedented number of airplanes, helicopters and drones swooping in to help with Hurricane Helene efforts are now posing a safety hazard. There were 30 near mid air collisions last Saturday, a federal source tells me."
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CCkristodynamics.bsky.social

How do you get it up there??

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CCkristodynamics.bsky.social

Her name is Luna ❤️

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MZnutmeggles.bsky.social

I really should do this more

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CCkristodynamics.bsky.social

Maybe someday science will be able to bring back creatures from that era (1994)

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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

Charlie Brown asks "hey Linus, where is your security blanket?" Linus says "oh, I don't need it anymore, Charlie Brown. Not since I started vaping. Linus takes a deep inhale and blows the vape cloud in Charlie's face who goes AAUGH!
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TKtylerking.bsky.social

You REALLY gotta vote in your local elections.

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DCdavechen.bsky.social

Every plot summary I read for an upcoming film makes me feel like there’s a gas leak in my house

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PWmarkpopham.bsky.social

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy
photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted
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Cremaster & Commander: The Far Side of the Porg
@kristodynamics.bsky.social
Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver 30s, he/him
248 followers327 following348 posts