there are multiple ways this show doesn't work, but the most pervasive and ultimately damning is that it's like watching Kristin Kreuk try to have sexual chemistry with Clinically Depressed Canadian Paddington Bearthere are multiple ways this show doesn't work, but the most pervasive and ultimately damning is that it's like watching Kristin Kreuk try to have sexual chemistry with Clinically Depressed Canadian Paddington Bear

Clinically Depressed Canadian Paddington Bear is one heck of an action figure description, though.