Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 2: November 30th Feed, Play, Chill, and Sleep 💤 The ceaseless cycle repeats With structured chaos As my thoughts descend 😵‍💫 Into madness, his smiles Warm my weary heart ❤️ Soon thereafter flows A tide from his tiny lips. 🤮 One more onesie soiled.

Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 3: December 1st I witness my son 👶🏼 Defecate in front of me 💩 As he squirms, unfazed. Golden, liquid poo 🤢 Adorns the changing table As I watch in shock😳 I hasten to cleanse 🧼 In horror I plead for aid 🙏 And God replies: No. 👎