Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 4: December 4th “Sleep when baby sleeps” 😴 Is quaint but absurd council One gives new parents Shall I then prepare 👨🍳 To feast when the babe doth feasts? 🍖 Or bathe when babe bathes? 🚿 A moot point, as he Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace And woefully weeps. 😭
Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 4: December 4th “Sleep when baby sleeps” 😴 Is quaint but absurd council One gives new parents Shall I then prepare 👨🍳 To feast when the babe doth feasts? 🍖 Or bathe when babe bathes? 🚿 A moot point, as he Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace And woefully weeps. 😭
Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 3: December 1st I witness my son 👶🏼 Defecate in front of me 💩 As he squirms, unfazed. Golden, liquid poo 🤢 Adorns the changing table As I watch in shock😳 I hasten to cleanse 🧼 In horror I plead for aid 🙏 And God replies: No. 👎
Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 3: December 1st I witness my son 👶🏼 Defecate in front of me 💩 As he squirms, unfazed. Golden, liquid poo 🤢 Adorns the changing table As I watch in shock😳 I hasten to cleanse 🧼 In horror I plead for aid 🙏 And God replies: No. 👎
Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 2: November 30th Feed, Play, Chill, and Sleep 💤 The ceaseless cycle repeats With structured chaos As my thoughts descend 😵💫 Into madness, his smiles Warm my weary heart ❤️ Soon thereafter flows A tide from his tiny lips. 🤮 One more onesie soiled.
Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 2: November 30th Feed, Play, Chill, and Sleep 💤 The ceaseless cycle repeats With structured chaos As my thoughts descend 😵💫 Into madness, his smiles Warm my weary heart ❤️ Soon thereafter flows A tide from his tiny lips. 🤮 One more onesie soiled.
Daddy Day Care Chronicles Day 1: November 29th So my watch begins: My wife’s profession resumes👩🏼💼 She toils, as do I👨👦 Now through December 🗓️ I care for my newborn son 👶🏼 And panic sets in 😰 Never have I had ⏳ Such abundant time, yet I Accomplish little ⌛️
Some songs (and movies) just hit differently when you become a parent… 🥲❤️ 🎶 Listening to Dear Theodosia from Hamilton “you outshine the morning sun My son When you smile, I fall apart And I thought I was so smart” @kylethiem.bsky.social
Already?!?! Good lord, and with zero chances for a compromise with Dems. Over/under on a Speaker by New Years??
