this man will 100% drunkenly inform his child that he only stayed with their mother so they could be tall, and the reaction will not be what they are hoping for

I dearly hope every one of his children will end up shorter than him. Literal short kings and queens that will be able to destroy him with a glance while living their best, diminuitive lives.

Me (a genius), "surely this woman with violent, perhaps hereditary, mental illness will only pass on her tall genes whilst I will only pass on my, normal, rational genes."