When someone describes their pet as "food motivated" I quietly wonder to myself if I am a pet

Is that you in the corner?

Would you be interested in investing in my hoagie scoop? It also works on subs and grinders but not footlongs

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The kids on my block call me Ol' Chicken Salad Lips which is mean because it was only that one time

Scooby-Doo

Why do we even have a word for that?

Why does the robot have boobs?

"I like them if they're Lacroix."