Is that you in the corner?

Would you be interested in investing in my hoagie scoop? It also works on subs and grinders but not footlongs

😉

Scooby-Doo

Why do we even have a word for that?

"I like them if they're Lacroix."

Sailors have to get to the ocean from somewhere, otherwise they're just mermen

Like if he ripped his face off Mission Impossible-style to reveal he's been Old Fat Hitler all this time, I would just go about my day chopping celery or what have you, 100% unperturbed

I'm calling this peepaw red