welcome to bluesky, the site i invented so everyone could say how they like their spaghetti. for me, i like when it goes in the water and becomes easier

I cannot believe how much of a coward former president deplorable Donny drumpf aka the Cheeto in chief is

My very first time in a rideshare, the driver pointed out all the places where he had smoked crack between the airport and my friends' house (three locations)

I've never been on a train before but I want to go to the Wicca phase show at the church in Philadelphia in a couple weeks and I think I'm more scared of trying to park around there than I am of public transportation

With all due respect, Mr Crocket is worse than Hubie Halloween

These were what being an adult meant to me when I was a kid

Customer: PLANNING TO BUY AN AUDI TT AND WE LIVE ON NORTH SHORE OF LAKE TAHOE DMV: TT TITTY BREAST Verdict: DENIED

kohr's orange boardwalk, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

Bodies bodies bodies rules, better than Hubie Halloween. The ending of the movie got a massive laugh out of me