welcome to bluesky, the site i invented so everyone could say how they like their spaghetti. for me, i like when it goes in the water and becomes easier
I cannot believe how much of a coward former president deplorable Donny drumpf aka the Cheeto in chief is
My very first time in a rideshare, the driver pointed out all the places where he had smoked crack between the airport and my friends' house (three locations)
I've never been on a train before but I want to go to the Wicca phase show at the church in Philadelphia in a couple weeks and I think I'm more scared of trying to park around there than I am of public transportation
Customer: PLANNING TO BUY AN AUDI TT AND WE LIVE ON NORTH SHORE OF LAKE TAHOE DMV: TT TITTY BREAST Verdict: DENIED
I take back the fifteen years i spent ironically claiming norad controlled the weather. I'm sorry I did that
You know what's a better album than I remembered? The life pursuit by Belle and Sebastian
Put the wrong time in my phone and missed H2O this afternoon and I'm insanely pissed at myself