ROBOT HOUUUSE!!!

a cartoon character says cheese it in front of a bookshelf

ALT: a cartoon character says cheese it in front of a bookshelf

Got the same shit from someone who asked if Mutombo was alive and I hit them with the..

a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it

ALT: a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it

That’s rich, next you’re gonna tell me Roseanne is MacGyver.

He was trying to leg out a double… penetration. At least he died doing what he loved.

She’ll blow you….away.

I was right behind you

Cigarette ash is my least favorite seasonal flavor, reminds me of trips to grandma’s.

You had me at fishnets and gum disease ♥️

True, it was so good I drank it settin’ on the porch fanning myself from the heat, only it wasn’t hot outside.

Update: this some damn tasty tea.