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They/Them • Pagan Witch • Forgets to hydrate
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New national holiday AND my preorder novel dropped? Heaven!

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Morning earworm: “Get Low”, by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz. Bonus: Dog 2 got the zoomies, so we had a little dance party at 6am. open.spotify.com/track/0r2Bul...

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I don’t have Netflix, so I only know Bridgerton from YouTube reaction videos and scene packs. Every single time someone mentions “the ‘ton” I assume they are talking about the Táin Bó Cuailgne. #themorrigan#queenmedb

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Huge perk of working remote: people forget you exist, so they don’t think to interrupt. You can get 40hrs of work done in 24.

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NW corner of park has been secured from void cat. Continued patrol route SE and met with tabby ally outside their house. Sighted Persian bogey across the street, stayed long enough to assert that we are not intimidated, then circled back home. Currently protecting front gate from tuxedo.

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Cat 3 yelled outside my window at midnight so I’d go on a walk with him. I said no. He tried again today 30 mins ago, I said fine. Turns out I wasn’t invited on a moonlit walk, but as backup during his patrol. So now I am standing on the street while he tries to intimidate a cat off his corner.

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Dog 2 yanked me to the sidewalk so hard I’ve been working from my couch for 2 days.

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I work from home. And Dog 2 has figured out that if she jumps on my lap before work, I can’t move to the desk and actually get started on work.

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Yes, I read that, too! And it always made me wonder if werewolves can’t see their reflection in antique mirrors either. But then… maybe they’re too feral to check their outfit in the moment.

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This is a very loud pic.

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They/Them • Pagan Witch • Forgets to hydrate
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