New national holiday AND my preorder novel dropped? Heaven!
Morning earworm: âGet Lowâ, by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz. Bonus: Dog 2 got the zoomies, so we had a little dance party at 6am. open.spotify.com/track/0r2Bul...
I donât have Netflix, so I only know Bridgerton from YouTube reaction videos and scene packs. Every single time someone mentions âthe âtonâ I assume they are talking about the TĂĄin BĂł Cuailgne. #themorrigan#queenmedb
Huge perk of working remote: people forget you exist, so they donât think to interrupt. You can get 40hrs of work done in 24.
NW corner of park has been secured from void cat. Continued patrol route SE and met with tabby ally outside their house. Sighted Persian bogey across the street, stayed long enough to assert that we are not intimidated, then circled back home. Currently protecting front gate from tuxedo.
Cat 3 yelled outside my window at midnight so Iâd go on a walk with him. I said no. He tried again today 30 mins ago, I said fine. Turns out I wasnât invited on a moonlit walk, but as backup during his patrol. So now I am standing on the street while he tries to intimidate a cat off his corner.
Dog 2 yanked me to the sidewalk so hard Iâve been working from my couch for 2 days.
I work from home. And Dog 2 has figured out that if she jumps on my lap before work, I canât move to the desk and actually get started on work.
My favorite moment in cat/owner videos is when you can see the look on the ownerâs face as they realize they fucked up a split second before they get punched in the face by the cat. Boundaries, assssshole.