If Kafka was alive now he’d be like this is me-esque

This is so media pilled

Kafka:

unfortunately he was killed by Terra Branford in 1994

he'd be like "that's so Raven"

He'd be like I'd rather be a bug

Please, no me-touching

This is giving me-vibes

True, and Orwell would wander around claiming virtually everything was "Me-ian"

George Orwell: Everything is so me-ian

Actually if Kafka was alive now he’d be on heavy anti-depressants. Maybe he’d be like posting stuff like “remember to drink water, y’all!”