I'm now remembering this utterly magical disaster of an ERP session where I was playing a mad scientist with a huge cock doing "lewd experiments" and the sub kept correcting me in Out of Character posts about my lack of conforming to the scientific method.

Ma'am, I am TRYING to get myself off via text, my "potion that makes you cum a lot" will NOT be peer reviewed or submitted for medical review.

That's sounds like either the kind of sub you delete and block the second it's over, or "and now we're married and have three dogs".